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Hoping to extend on their top-four charge this weekend, Tottenham will travel to Goodison Park on Saturday lunchtime when they meet Everton.
Everton
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Bayern, according to chief executive Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, will open talks with their head coach during German football s winter break.
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Guardiola should leave Bayern if he feels that he has done everything he could, Sagnol told Kicker.
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